Favorite Quotes from Shit Falls Up

Here area few of my favorite quotes from Shit Falls Up:

"I should embrace this moment. The moment I took my pride and self-respect, spit on it, threw it in the gutter, and then stomped on it repeatedly just for good measure."

"I just stood there shaking inside when I formulated a new, life theory: Hugs Kill."

"This woman just bought an apartment like I buy dinner.  Well, actually Sandy buys dinner.  I‘m nearly broke."

"Sandy got upset.  She leaned in even closer.  I could really get a good look at her face.  Her teeth were really white.  I wonder what toothpaste she used.  I needed to get myself a tube.  Her eyes were really green, too.  They were piercing right through me when she again reassured me, 'I am going to leave him.  I want to be with you.  Just give me some time.'"


What is your favorite quote?

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