Yes, even Jews are subjected to Christmas music ad nauseam around this time of the year. Since I can't escape it, here are my top 5 christmas songs.
So what is this Jew's #1 favorite Christmas song? Its The King singing "Blue Christmas".
Even though its not true - Andy Williams comes in at #2 with "Its the Most Wonderful Time of the Year".
Guys can't have all the fun. #3 belongs to Earth Kitt with "Santa Baby".
#4 is an obscure oldie and I have no idea why snow/cold equals Christmas but my pick for #4 is "Baby Its Cold Outside" by Pearl Bailey and Hot Lips Page. You can take all your other versions and shove them. This is how the song is meant to be sung.
I don't even hear #5 anymore. The last spot belongs to RUN DMC'S "Christmas in Hollis". Fuck Yeah, that's how you rock Christmas.
And for the record, my least favorite Christmas song is Little Drummer Boy. Pa-rum-pum-pum-puke.
Friday, December 17, 2010
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